++--About Laurie--++

I'm Laurie the webmistress of Kitty on a Stick [dot] Net; this page is all about me. I'm not an overt fan of the usual "About Me" page surveys that have the same old info, like favourite colour and junk so this page is set up a little differently than most I've come across. Consecquently my favourite colour is purple for anyone who cares XD. There is also a bit of obligatory bio info XD.

++--Obligatory Bio Info--++

Name: Lauren
Alias: Laurie, lauriethemuppet
Age: 20
Dolling Since: February 2003
Biggest Addictions: Harry Potter, Disney, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Spunky Redheads, The UFC, and Fantasy Novels, Buying DVDs of tv shows I grew up on. What Not to Wear, A&E reality shows like City Confidential and Dog the Bounty Hunter, Star Trek Next Gen and DS9 reruns, Crossing Jordan, Grey's Anatomy and CSI Las Vegas and Miami.
Tools of the Trade: MSPaint, FastStone Photo Resizer, Irfanview, FileZilla, Total Choice Hosting, Mozilla Firefox, Note Pad, and PSP 10 when I get bored on the laptop.

++--Random Quotes from Various Sources that Amuse the Shit out of Me--++

I am HIGHLY amused by various things I hear, say and or read so I have started to compile a list of the quotes that amuse me most, some of them are only funny in context and some may not be funny at all too you but they sure as hell are to me. After #1 they are in no particular order.

  1. "Goodnight Martin's Cows!" - Me, half asleep on Mellie's floor. May 2005.
  2. Leon: Think you can handle this many?
    Cloud: Well it might be tough if one more shows up.
    Leon: Hmph, Then that'll have to be the one I take care of.
    Cloud: What, you're fighting too?
    Cloud and Leon, back to back surrounded by Heartless, KHII, Hallow Bastion, 5th Visit.
  3. "Got it memorized?" - Axel, KHII, in some context every appearance he makes.
  4. It was the grin of a boy who'd been bad, knew it, and didn't care. - Leon's thoughts on Cloud, FF.net fanfic. RC, by Obi Cadaver.
  5. "It's not like I *TRY* to blow things up, exactly, it just sorta happens. You gotta admit though fire is fascinating!" - Seamus Finnigan to Ron Weasley in the GoF movie.
  6. "Boat + Axel = NO!" - Zexion's thoughts after being traumatized during a boat chase where Axel was at the Helm. FF.net fanfic. Chemical Kisses, by Mayalen.
  7. "War. Its FANtastic!" - Arvid Harbinger, Hot Shots Part Deux.
  8. '"Yeah what do you expect one moody guy to do for another moody guy?" Yuffie jibbed and proceeded to mimick their deep voices, "My life sucks,' -- 'Yeah mine to. Lets brood together."' - Yuffie on how Cloud can be used in undepressing Leon, FF.net fanfic. Broken Rituals, by Animegoil.
  9. "I only got room for one of you"
    "I'm the father."
    "I'm the boyfriend."
    "I'm his boyfriend." *points to Dean*
    The ambulance driver, Dean, Patrick and Mitch on why they all need to go with Mary. Saved!
  10. "I get sick when I fly because I'm scared of flying into a large mountain. I don't think drammamine will help." - Daniel Kaffe, A Few Good Men.
  11. Kaffe: "No. No problem I just don't like boats very much."
    Jo: "Jesus Kaffe you're in the navy for crying out loud!"
    A Few Good Men.
  12. Donny: "You're a clausterphobic!."
    Casey: "Hey! You want a fist in the mouth? I've never even looked at another guy before!"
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Movie.
  13. Mikey: "Ninja Pizza!"
    Donny: "Ninja Pizza?"
    Mikey: "Pizza that vanish quickly without trace!"
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze.